Hey Grasshopper,
My dog has a missing paw, left rear I think (unless it's head is missing too).
So I went and asked my bank about it, but they didn't seem to know anything
about dogs. Or paws. They did offer me some money to buy a new paw, which was
nice. They even said they didn't mind if I spent it on a carpenter! (I guess
they meant a prosthesis paw).
Well, "missing" I thought, so off to the police I went. They were very
sympathetic, but they didn't have any missing paws. (thinking now about it, if
they had then it would not have been "missing"). Then they asked <sheesh!>
"Are you sure you have a dog? If you don't, then maybe that could explain why
the paw is missing".
Now, (I may have forgotten to mention this). This all happened whilst I was
trying to do a Microsoft Access Setup Config. So I would like to ask here in
this newsgroup if anyone knows about my missing dog's paw.
Cheers
Master Kan
"If one's words are not better than silence, one should keep silent." -Caine
Oh...hell...gulp...