OK, since others see fit to offer workarounds & I've had my second cup of
coffee
...
Create the text as a WordArt object, format as desired then use the Rotate
feature's dropdown (Size, Rotation & Ordering in the Formatting Palette) to
Flip Horizontal and/or Flip Vertical. Do the same with any images involved.
IMHO, you'd still be better off to use the right software for the job - even
PowerPoint would make it easier to get the preferred placement & dimensions.
Regards |:>)
Bob Jones
[MVP] Office:Mac