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Jean-Guy Marcil
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Bruce Brown said:
I agree with Jezebel. It is a surely hopeless pursuit to parse nouns,
and any attempt to do so, as Jezebel notes, is doomed to be a manual
task:
"Dogs don't shower but showers can dog bridal showers."
However, it is nothing less than flagitious to suggest that our
language is "foul." That charge is to thinking people what treason is
to governments.
You are right, qualifying English as foul is overdoing it, but I do not
think Jezebel did it in any serious way. I think it was more of a joking
comment referring to all the exceptions and non-sense semantics that exist
in English. This is why learning English as a second language is very
difficult, I know, I did. Just think of learning how to pronounce "pear,
beard, heard"; "alive, live (as in They live over there)"; "tough, though"
and the list could go on for pages. How about spelling? as in "believe,
perceive" How about all the crazy plurals due to the fact that the words are
foreign in origin, as in "datum, data" or that "bonus" is "bonuses", but
"cactus" can be either "cactuses" or "cacti", but "stimulus" must be
"stimuli"; "criterion" is "criteria", or "true" English words, as
"mouse-mice"; "tooth-teeth" and why is it that we say "one sheep" and "many
sheep" and not "many sheeps"... How about "crazy" syntax: "We get on the
bus", but actually we are inside the vehicle, so why do we say "on the bus"?
As you can see, I could go on and on to show why Jezebel used the word
"foul"... but again, in the strictest sense, I agree with you, English is
not foul, not more than Hebrew, Cantonese, Hindi, Swahili, Italian, Greek...
Most people who learn English later in life have a hard time with those
examples (and other idiosyncrasies). I am listing all this not because I
want a logical explanation, but merely to point out that English is indeed
difficult to learn because it is not very practical.
The English language contains more words than any other language on
earth, is now the world's leading international language, and boasts a
Yes it does, but nearly 70% of English words are foreign in origin, mostly
from French, then German, Spanish, Italian, Arabic, and on and on...
glorious body of literature that equals -- some would say surpasses --
its rivals.
Its rivals? Who made this out to be a competition?
English has no genders or silly little accent marks to keep track of,
Well, I am from Canada and I speak French, and we have silly little accents
and genders... German, Swedish, Spanish, Italian, Portuguese, Thai,
Vietnamese, Romanian, Arabic, just to name a few, all have either gender,
"accents" or both... To qualify those diacritic marks as silly is equivalent
to Jezebel's labelling of English as foul.
practical blessings for practical people. Above all, to a degree
Are all speakers of other languages "not-practical"? So because you were
born in a place on the Earth where English is spoken, you are superior in
some way? If you refer to the examples I provided above, you will see that
English is far from being practical. It is a hodgepodge of borrowed syntax,
pronunciation and spelling rules that makes it both vibrant and
nightmarish. Compared to other languages, English is by far one of the most
impractical... (There are many reasons for this, for example, being occupied
by the French for 300 years starting back in 1033 had an enormous impact,
also, the fact that when printing started, every printer chose its own way
of spelling some words that had previously never been written, just
spoken.... by the time they finally agreed on a standard, the damage was
done...). Your way of thinking is typical of people who were born in an
environment and never had to learn second-hand what it was like to learn to
live in the said environment. You automatically assume that your way is
easier (which is true for you, since you were born in it), but then assume
that every other way "has something wrong with it" or is inferior in some
way.
greater than most other languages, the English tongue is spoken by
free peoples.
What has this got to do with the parsing of nouns? I do not think that this
forum is appropriate to starting a political debate on colonialism, free
speech and human rights, so I will not go there...
One can't help wondering what guttural, gargling glob of a language
Jezebel would prefer to be grunting in.
Now, why do you have to insult someone because they made a non-serious
exaggeration that you happen to disagree with? You are effectively
belittling every other language and you are alienating yourself from what
those marvelously rich other cultures and languages have to offer.
Also, in a forum where people from all over the world exchange ideas, it
would be a very good idea to be careful before asserting one's superiority
because one speaks a particular language and to "bash" on other languages in
the process.
Hoping you will be more open to language differences and not so quick at
proclaiming your own language as the superior, practical language of them
all.
Sincerely,
Cheers.