Two Ways To Identify An Idiot Web Developer

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clintonG

I can't tell you how frustrated I get when going to a web developer's
website and observing he or she is an idiot that has not grasped
the most fundamental element of usability: page title naming conventions.

1.) You know you are at an idiot's website when there is no page title.
Listen up idiot. Give every page a name using the HTML <title> element.

2.) When naming your page do not put the name of your website or your
company 'after' the page title text. The name of your website or your
company name should be placed 'before' the page title text. Assuming
the idiot has at least provided a page title consider...

Incorrect Page Title Naming Convention:
I Am An Idiot And Here's The Proof - IdiotWebDeveloper.com

Correct: Page Title Naming Convention:
Smart Web Developer - How to Avoid Being Identified As An Idiot

The correct page title naming convention is correct as it provides a
meaningful description of the contents of the page and the order of the
page title text 'after' the developer's website or company name allows
the developer's pages to be sorted as a group when saved as a Favorite.

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<%= Clinton Gallagher
A/E/C Consulting, Web Design, e-Commerce Software Development
Wauwatosa, Milwaukee County, Wisconsin USA
NET (e-mail address removed)
URL http://www.metromilwaukee.com/clintongallagher/
 
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Peter Aitken

clintonG said:
I can't tell you how frustrated I get when going to a web developer's
website and observing he or she is an idiot that has not grasped
the most fundamental element of usability: page title naming conventions.

1.) You know you are at an idiot's website when there is no page title.
Listen up idiot. Give every page a name using the HTML <title> element.

2.) When naming your page do not put the name of your website or your
company 'after' the page title text. The name of your website or your
company name should be placed 'before' the page title text. Assuming
the idiot has at least provided a page title consider...

Incorrect Page Title Naming Convention:
I Am An Idiot And Here's The Proof - IdiotWebDeveloper.com

Correct: Page Title Naming Convention:
Smart Web Developer - How to Avoid Being Identified As An Idiot

The correct page title naming convention is correct as it provides a
meaningful description of the contents of the page and the order of the
page title text 'after' the developer's website or company name allows
the developer's pages to be sorted as a group when saved as a Favorite.

In my experience the surest sign of a *real* idiot is that they go around
calling other people idiots.
 
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Clinton is a Loser

You need to understand that Clinton has a history of being
a) a trol
b) a jer
c) an idio
d) pretentiou
e) condescendin
f) lacking in knowledg
g) probably mentally unstabl

He has been <plonked> by many people, and is considered to have little or no credibility. He has also been blacklisted from many other newsgroups for other products

----- Peter Aitken wrote: ----

clintonG said:
I can't tell you how frustrated I get when going to a web developer'
website and observing he or she is an idiot that has not graspe
the most fundamental element of usability: page title naming conventions

company 'after' the page title text. The name of your website or you
company name should be placed 'before' the page title text. Assumin
the idiot has at least provided a page title consider..
I Am An Idiot And Here's The Proof - IdiotWebDeveloper.co
Smart Web Developer - How to Avoid Being Identified As An Idio
meaningful description of the contents of the page and the order of th
page title text 'after' the developer's website or company name allow
the developer's pages to be sorted as a group when saved as a Favorite


In my experience the surest sign of a *real* idiot is that they go aroun
calling other people idiots
 
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clintonG

Lies from a snivelling anonymous coward.

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<%= Clinton Gallagher
A/E/C Consulting, Web Design, e-Commerce Software Development
Wauwatosa, Milwaukee County, Wisconsin USA
NET (e-mail address removed)
URL http://www.metromilwaukee.com/clintongallagher/



Clinton is a Loser said:
You need to understand that Clinton has a history of being:
a) a troll
b) a jerk
c) an idiot
d) pretentious
e) condescending
f) lacking in knowledge
g) probably mentally unstable

He has been <plonked> by many people, and is considered to have little or
no credibility. He has also been blacklisted from many other newsgroups for
other products.
 
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csgallagher

ROFL

Clinton: You of all people know your history and your paranoia. And your expulsion from newsgroups. You are one sick f*u*k

You have NO credibility. You have NO diplomacy. You have NO worthwile contributions

All you want to do is tear people down

You are a very pitiful person

Bye for now. We are now watching you

----- clintonG wrote: ----

Lies from a snivelling anonymous coward

--
<%= Clinton Gallaghe
A/E/C Consulting, Web Design, e-Commerce Software Developmen
Wauwatosa, Milwaukee County, Wisconsin US
NET (e-mail address removed)
URL http://www.metromilwaukee.com/clintongallagher



Clinton is a Loser said:
You need to understand that Clinton has a history of being
a) a trol
b) a jer
c) an idio
d) pretentiou
e) condescendin
f) lacking in knowledg
g) probably mentally unstabl
no credibility. He has also been blacklisted from many other newsgroups fo
other products
 
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Guest

How do we ban this jerk.... I've been following this newsgroup for sometime
now and find this guy to be nothing but an annoyance. Clinton.... you could
add a great deal more value to this group by simply keeping quiet.
 
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EMBO

Blow it off. The guy is obviously really into Page Titles.
Nothing is worse than someone who thinks they know it all and
feels they are not recognized for it, and wants to take it out on
people he thinks are inferior to them.
Therein lies their Hell.
 

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