Change computer date with "smart" chip in HP printers?

[relic]

The fucked-up ****, Martyn Howells <[email protected]
wrote in e-mail because she is a psycho bitch:


Probably because, like me, he is capable of remembering what the
previous posts were and gets pissed off at having to keep on reading
them before getting to the latest.

Martynz

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[John]

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Hey, c'mon guys. This is the day of our Lord Sweet Jesus's birthday. Can't
we all just get along for the sake of the big guy?

And, please attempt to give me a meaningful answer to my original question
while you're at it?

 

[relic]

Hey, c'mon guys. This is the day of our Lord Sweet Jesus's birthday. Can't
we all just get along for the sake of the big guy?

No it's not, unless you live way, way west of here.

And, please attempt to give me a meaningful answer to my original
question while you're at it?

There's no answer you would accept.
"Live with it"
"Don't buy HP"

 

[Dixonian69]

you posted this yesterday! why repost?

 

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I invented a drink that I call sweet jesus. 1 shot grain alcohol (190
proof) 1 shot 151 rum, a splash of vermouth and a dash of grenadine.
I mixed this up one night and got my date to slam it. After she got
done going through the appropriate color changes and stopped retching,
the first words out of her mouth were "Sweet Jesus, wtf is that crap."

<And, please attempt to give me a meaningful answer to my original
question
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No.
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-nos1eep

Q. What's the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?
A. Depth perception.

-Scaling up the heights of folly.
-non est ponenda pluritas sine necessitate

 

[John]

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I invented a drink that I call sweet jesus. 1 shot grain alcohol (190
proof) 1 shot 151 rum, a splash of vermouth and a dash of grenadine.
I mixed this up one night and got my date to slam it. After she got
done going through the appropriate color changes and stopped retching,
the first words out of her mouth were "Sweet Jesus, wtf is that crap."

Are you still going out with her?

<And, please attempt to give me a meaningful answer to my original
question
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No.

You know that answer is really going to piss off Jesus. He hates not having
his way on his birthday.

 

[John]

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I invented a drink that I call sweet jesus. 1 shot grain alcohol (190
proof) 1 shot 151 rum, a splash of vermouth and a dash of grenadine.
I mixed this up one night and got my date to slam it. After she got
done going through the appropriate color changes and stopped retching,
the first words out of her mouth were "Sweet Jesus, wtf is that crap."

Are you still going out with her?

<And, please attempt to give me a meaningful answer to my original
question
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No.

You know that answer is really going to piss off Jesus. He hates not having
his way on his birthday.

 

[John]

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I invented a drink that I call sweet jesus. 1 shot grain alcohol (190
proof) 1 shot 151 rum, a splash of vermouth and a dash of grenadine.
I mixed this up one night and got my date to slam it. After she got
done going through the appropriate color changes and stopped retching,
the first words out of her mouth were "Sweet Jesus, wtf is that crap."

Are you still going out with her?

<And, please attempt to give me a meaningful answer to my original
question
<while you're at it?

No.

You know that answer is really going to piss off Jesus. He hates not having
his way on his birthday.

 

[John]

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<>> The fucked-up ****, Martyn Howells <[email protected]
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<Hey, c'mon guys. This is the day of our Lord Sweet Jesus's birthday.
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<we all just get along for the sake of the big guy?

I invented a drink that I call sweet jesus. 1 shot grain alcohol (190
proof) 1 shot 151 rum, a splash of vermouth and a dash of grenadine.
I mixed this up one night and got my date to slam it. After she got
done going through the appropriate color changes and stopped retching,
the first words out of her mouth were "Sweet Jesus, wtf is that crap."

Are you still going out with her?

<And, please attempt to give me a meaningful answer to my original
question
<while you're at it?

No.

You know that answer is really going to piss off Jesus. He hates not having
his way on his birthday.

 

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grenadine.
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retching,
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Sort of, I made a jacket out of her.
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Q. What's the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?
A. Depth perception.

-Scaling up the heights of folly.
-non est ponenda pluritas sine necessitate

 

[Arthur Entlich]

Your quote preamble is going to get you into a load of legal trouble.
It isn't cute or funny, and I strongly recommend you alter it
appropriately before someone who has a lawyer on retainer, or who IS a
lawyer takes you down.

Art

 

[Rebecca]

Arthur Entlich <[email protected]>, the pudgy grifter and stumpy
botty-boy who likes adulterous dicky dunks with marmots, and whose
partner is a dirt-bag with a bruised fuckpocket, wrote in

Arthur,

Your quote preamble is going to get you into a load of legal trouble.
It isn't cute or funny, and I strongly recommend you alter it
appropriately before someone who has a lawyer on retainer, or who IS a
lawyer takes you down.

 

[Diogenes]

Arthur Entlich <[email protected]>, the pudgy grifter and stumpy
botty-boy who likes adulterous dicky dunks with marmots, and whose
partner is a dirt-bag with a bruised fuckpocket, wrote in

Your post is unacceptable!

X-Complaints-To: (e-mail address removed)

 

[Burt]

Not Arthur's style. Most probably a spoofed return address or an altered
post.

 

[Rebecca]

Not Arthur's style. Most probably a spoofed return address or an
altered post.

Go read the thread so you will understand it.

If you are going to top-post, trim all the groups except for the fucked-up
microsoft.public ones.

 

[measekite]

Burt wrote:



Go read the thread so you will understand it.

If you are going to top-post, trim all the groups except for the fucked-up
microsoft.public ones.

OH YEAH

 

[Arthur Entlich]

It certainly is. It is completely misattributed.

I did not write or generate any of it.

It seems pretty obvious.

Art

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