HELP!

[George]

Spotted Leopards are a known quantity all right.

Unfortunately, they are stealthy creatures, good at using cover to conceal
their movements. Fortunately, once you do spot them, you can usually manage
to keep a safe distance from them. It is only when you wander unknowingly
within their attack range that you are in any serious danger.

Our own local leopard is well known and easily spotted (pardon the pun) by
those familiar with the territory. It is, therefore, a valuable service you
provide in pointing him out to the tourists just passing through unaware of
the danger they are in when they step to close to him.

 

[John... Visio MVP]

Thanks for the chuckle. ;-)

John... Visio MVP

Spotted Leopards are a known quantity all right.

Unfortunately, they are stealthy creatures, good at using cover to conceal
their movements. Fortunately, once you do spot them, you can usually
manage to keep a safe distance from them. It is only when you wander
unknowingly within their attack range that you are in any serious danger.

Our own local leopard is well known and easily spotted (pardon the pun) by
those familiar with the territory. It is, therefore, a valuable service
you provide in pointing him out to the tourists just passing through
unaware of the danger they are in when they step to close to him.

 

[John W. Vinson]

Spotted Leopards are a known quantity all right.

Unfortunately, they are stealthy creatures, good at using cover to conceal
their movements. Fortunately, once you do spot them, you can usually manage
to keep a safe distance from them. It is only when you wander unknowingly
within their attack range that you are in any serious danger.

Our own local leopard is well known and easily spotted (pardon the pun) by
those familiar with the territory. It is, therefore, a valuable service you
provide in pointing him out to the tourists just passing through unaware of
the danger they are in when they step to close to him.

"Should you behold a panther crouch
Prepare to say OUCH.
Better yet, if called by a panther
don't anther."
- Bennet Cerf

(Different species, but the point is relevant perhaps)

 

[Gina Whipp]

Hmmm, just green but money is nice too!

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[Gina Whipp]

ohn,

He has already tried, ypu must not have seen that post.

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Gina Whipp

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II

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[Douglas J. Steele]

"Should you behold a panther crouch
Prepare to say OUCH.
Better yet, if called by a panther
don't anther."
- Bennet Cerf

<picky>

I believe that was Ogden Nash, not Bennet Cerf

</picky>

 

[Bob Quintal]

<picky>

I believe that was Ogden Nash, not Bennet Cerf

</picky>

Your belief is based on fact.

Candy is dandy,
Liquor is quicker.

is one of my favorite Ogden Nash verses..

 

[Douglas J. Steele]

Your belief is based on fact.

Candy is dandy,
Liquor is quicker.

is one of my favorite Ogden Nash verses..

And years later, he added a third line:

Pot is not.